With all the hoo-haa Oklahoma stirs up about homosexuality and book banning and stupid criminals, this state tends to make itself seem dumber than a possum playin’ dominos. Despite our antics, we have recently been served by South Dakota, Kansas, and Alabama when it comes to this stuff. Now it looks like we’ve succeeded in […]

Update: Kellie was kicked off, Paris was in bottom two.
Tonight the idols were helped by Andrea Bocelli and David Foster. David is a total hardass. And he really really wants the idols to be unique, not just good singers. Andrea is totally a nice guy with fluffy things to say. He’s basically a prop and […]

I was a little surprised to learn that Paramount was undertaking another Star Trek movie so soon after the failures of both the movie Star Trek: Nemesis, and the UPN venture Star Trek: Enterprise. Another surprise was seeing that J.J. Abrams was helming the next movie (I’m all for this, as long as it’s up […]

In other words, “standards.” Which seems boring at first. But actually, this turned out to be a pretty nice night. These types of songs actually showed off the idols voices really well. Rod Stewart was the coach this time, and he was nice and likable.

Chris: “What a Wonderful World” Perfect! He once again proved […]

So I finally read A Million Little Pieces by James “Oprah’s Bitch” Frey. Maybe it’s just hindsight, maybe it’s just David Cross’s influence, but I think I THINK this book is not just a load of crap, but is OBVIOUSLY a load of crap. Now, it wasn’t a BAD book at all. The style was […]

I was at the barbershop this morning, getting about 5 lbs. of hair cut off, when one of Moses’ childhood friends shuffled in. While I was sitting there with my eyes closed as the barber trimmed my bangs, I heard the old man ask his barber, “You ever watch that crazy show? That show’s crazy.”
I […]

UPDATE: Welp, bottom three were Bucky, Ace, and Elliot. Bucky went home. Oh well, he was going to have to go this week or next week.
Well, we decided to go see V for Vendetta and RECORD AI tonight. But the MAN of the house didn’t turn to the correct channel so I didn’t get […]

If you haven’t seen the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, you must. One word: 13-foot-David-Hasselhoff-with-yak-hair-cutting-through-the-ocean-like-a-speedboat. And SpongeBob’s line: “I RODE the Hasselhoff!”

Long story short, an Oklahoma representative is trying to get all the “gay books” segregated in all libraries state-wide. Soooo many problems with this, but this is not a political blog, so…. Anyhoo, on some level it’s so ridiculous that it REQUIRED jokes. LJ tops them all for April Fool’s Day.
After debating plans to segregate […]

Ug. Country night?? Get original. Why not Songs Featured in 80s Movies? Songs by the Opposite Sex Night? Tiny Tim Night? Or Karaoke/Cabaret Night? (That was a truly funny joke if you watch the show.)
I’m sorry I’ve only been writing about AI so far. I have very little time during the week to post […]