Yak-Hair Hasselhoff
By potatobiker on Apr 5, 2006 in HA! I say!
If you haven’t seen the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, you must. One word: 13-foot-David-Hasselhoff-with-yak-hair-cutting-through-the-ocean-like-a-speedboat. And SpongeBob’s line: “I RODE the Hasselhoff!”
Chris | Apr 5, 2006 | Reply
Holy crap! That’s proof that SpongeBob is gay if’n I ever heard it.
potatobiker | Apr 7, 2006 | Reply
Awesomely enough, he really did. Here’s the whole quote: “Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn?t do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!”
Here’s the transcript:
http://www.geocities.com/shadowstarnook/movie2.html
Cindy | Apr 9, 2006 | Reply
Gasp! Funny…but wrong…but oh so funny.