Archive for May, 2006

American Idol Finale, What a Yawner. »

Wow, I haven’t had any time to write at all. And I don’t have but a few minutes right now. But, point is, the finales were boring, I thought. The finalists sang the same songs they’ve been singing, and the “singles” were just total tripe. Taylor barely managed to pull it off, but Katharine totally […]

Caprica »

How the frak did the Sci Fi Channel announce a spinoff prequel series to Battlestar Galactica a month ago without me finding out about it until today?
From Sci Fi:
Caprica would take place more than half a century before the events that play out in Battlestar Galactica. The people of the Twelve Colonies are at peace […]

American Idol Top 3: 3 Songs »

Update: Elliot is gone, barely. Everyone got 33%. They had to get into micropercents. Finals next week!
Why should I even bother without Chris? OK, well, I do love me some Taylor, Katharine, and Elliot. But still, no Chris. Whadda bummer. Tonight for each of the finalists, Clive Davis picks a song, the judge pick […]

Teeth in the Parking Lot »

Old man walks into the library. “Uh…someone’s teeth are outside.” Me: “What?” Man: “Out there laying in the parking lot by that blue car. A set of false teeth.” Me, eyebrows raised: “Oh…kay…False teeth?? Really? OK. Well, one of us will come out and get them in a minute. Thanks for letting us know.” […]

Season Finales: The Office »

There had to be a wonderfully painful Jim/Pam love collision, but it totally broke my heart to watch. *sigh* What the hell do they do now? I won’t know till next season!!! NOOOOOO!!! Seriously, I’m such a sucker for the best friend secret love crap. I actually LIKED all that high school drama, dammit!

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God Talks to Interesting People »

A few weeks ago, a guy from around here made the national news for putting up a sign asking for a young virgin. That sign was stolen, so he made a new one clarifying he didn’t want a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.”
This guy comes into the library a lot, especially since all the exposure. […]

American Idol Top 4: Elvis Night »

UPDATE: Woot! The band Fuel has offered Chris a lead-singer job with their band!
UPDATE: Oh My Lord, CHRIS is off the show!!!!!!! I hate myself for not voting. The guy who was sooo destined to be the winner is off the freakin show!!! CHRIS! NOOOOO!!!!!! Welp, long live Taylor!
So Elvis night? Are you BEGGING […]

Best Night of TV EVER! »

Last night, the best night of TV occurred. Where were you?
The “conclusion” to a House two-parter ended, leaving Foreman a changed man with some sort of weird left/right issues. Plus, House had this conversation with Foreman’s dad:
Dad: “My son says you’re a manipulative bastard.”
House: “It’s a pet name. I call him ‘Dr. Bling.’”
hahahahaha Hilarity […]

The Original Star Wars Movies to be Released on DVD »

There’s a lot I don’t mind about the Star Wars Special Edition movies, but some of the changes bugged the hell out me. Everybody knows that Han shot first, not Greedo. What kind of crappy-ass bounty hunter is Greedo anyway that he can’t hit Han from three feet away? Come on, people.
Anyway, there’s good […]

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