God Talks to Interesting People
By potatobiker on May 9, 2006 in HA! I say!
A few weeks ago, a guy from around here made the national news for putting up a sign asking for a young virgin. That sign was stolen, so he made a new one clarifying he didn’t want a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.”
This guy comes into the library a lot, especially since all the exposure. He has to check his e-mail all the time now. Some of the librarians who have been there a while have lots of good stories about him, including when his first wife left him, he put flyers on everyone’s cars proclaiming her to be a whore. He also had a mail-order bride sent at one time, but I guess that didn’t work out either. And he changed his name a few years ago to his “Hebrew” name, which he researched in our library with one of the librarians who said he just walked in and started telling her about the prophecy God gave him.
Today, he came in first thing in the morning and typed for a while, then printed out a document that he asked one of the librarians to spread about. From what I gather in the document, he was kicked out of church and the pastor threatened to call the police if he came back. Also, he’s been criticized for the “12 to 24 years old” requirement, so he rails about God’s laws vs. Satan’s laws (also known as the marriage and sex laws in Oklahoma) for a while. He also points out that sprinkling babies doesn’t make them “bornagain” and that the Father and Son and “Marry” did not eat pig. Also, he calls himself “one anointed.”
Just thought I’d share the good news. And I’ll end this post as his proclamation ends: “Smiles.”
Update: Today, he handed me a piece of paper and a pencil asked me how to spell “chemical.”
Cindy | May 10, 2006 | Reply
I too have a hard time with the spelling of “chemical”.
ninjanun | May 11, 2006 | Reply
Wow, I guess I didn’t realize there were so many pig-worshippers in Oklahoma, to the extent that you had to specify that you do NOT want one when advertising for your virgin bride.
So he doesn’t want a white-supremacist bride…hmmm.. would he be okay with a non-white bride?
Chris | May 11, 2006 | Reply
I’m sure the guy doesn’t want a “white-supremacist wife” because he wants to avoid looking like a nutjob.
It would have been great if you’d said something like “Do you want me to spell ‘chemical’ the way I would spell it, or the way you would?”