Back in 1985, I was obsessed with Back to the Future — great concept and characters, well-crafted storyline, cool special effects, and the best-looking time machine ever created!
Well, the folks over at Delorean Motors figure that if you have a Delorean, you might want to turn it into a time machine. Well, duh.
On the website, […]

As I was driving to work today, a clear blop of something landed on my windshield and I thought, “What was that? Could it be bird pee? Do birds pee?” No one I know has ever gone “Aw, man! I just got smacked by bird pee!” So I looked it up. And birds do NOT […]

A few weeks ago, a guy from around here made the national news for putting up a sign asking for a young virgin. That sign was stolen, so he made a new one clarifying he didn’t want a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.”
This guy comes into the library a lot, especially since all the exposure. […]

With all the hoo-haa Oklahoma stirs up about homosexuality and book banning and stupid criminals, this state tends to make itself seem dumber than a possum playin’ dominos. Despite our antics, we have recently been served by South Dakota, Kansas, and Alabama when it comes to this stuff. Now it looks like we’ve succeeded in […]

If you haven’t seen the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, you must. One word: 13-foot-David-Hasselhoff-with-yak-hair-cutting-through-the-ocean-like-a-speedboat. And SpongeBob’s line: “I RODE the Hasselhoff!”

Long story short, an Oklahoma representative is trying to get all the “gay books” segregated in all libraries state-wide. Soooo many problems with this, but this is not a political blog, so…. Anyhoo, on some level it’s so ridiculous that it REQUIRED jokes. LJ tops them all for April Fool’s Day.
After debating plans to segregate […]

Of course, it wouldn’t be from our country because we’re too busy being prudish and all. And now, we return to our regular commercials of animated bears who really really really enjoy shitting in the woods. NOTE: It seems WordPress 2.0 has some sort of weird bug that inserts a stray paragraph tag into the Quicktime code, […]

It’s good to know that they know they have problems. And they score high points for doing a great job of poking fun at themselves.
From The iPod Observer:
Microsoft spokesman Tom Pilla on Tuesday confirmed with iPod Observer that his company initiated the creation of the iPod packaging parody video that was first reported last month. […]