TVSquad is one of my favorite websites for TV-related gossip, episode rundowns, etc. I’ve even been known to leave a couple of comments from time to time. But while googling myself today (yeah, I do it) I discovered they acknowledged one of my comments in an actual article.
OOooooh! I feel like Paris Hilton!

So, some of us noticed we never got the Beyonce-fied Swimsuit Issue at the library. I thought it was just taking awhile (postmen looking it over first or something), but turns out…
First off, they never told anyone about it. WTF is that about? We didn’t KNOW we weren’t going to receive it, so we didn’t […]

Best parents award goes to: The people that sat in front of us in Clerks II. They brought their 5 year old who sat mesmerized through a movie in which every 3rd word is “fuck,” whether ass-to-mouth is okay is argued, “porch monkey” is used as an opener for the use of a dozen other […]

When we were at Wal-Mart last night (yes, we suck from the devil’s teat), we could hear music and singing as we shopped, but didn’t think too much about it. Then, as we moved closer to the front of the store, near the clothes, the music got louder; the singing more dramatic. And then we […]

NOT, contrary to all evidence, Dead.
I just go thru stages of not wanting to be online.
So there.

As I was driving to work today, a clear blop of something landed on my windshield and I thought, “What was that? Could it be bird pee? Do birds pee?” No one I know has ever gone “Aw, man! I just got smacked by bird pee!” So I looked it up. And birds do NOT […]

Old man walks into the library. “Uh…someone’s teeth are outside.” Me: “What?” Man: “Out there laying in the parking lot by that blue car. A set of false teeth.” Me, eyebrows raised: “Oh…kay…False teeth?? Really? OK. Well, one of us will come out and get them in a minute. Thanks for letting us know.” […]